Once upon a time, little Jimmy Carter was born in Plains Georgia on October 1st, 1924. From the day he was born he was very sad, for he was unable to commit arson and burn down his own house so that he never had to exist again. Up until the time he was 40 he was still sad, but by now he thought he'd better do something about his cravings for pyromania or go insane forever. You are a person who lives next door to Jimmy Carter. What do you do?
Help Jimmy burn down his house
Evacuate the area
Burn down your own house